The first night, we went to the Double Down for the burlesque show:


Then I went out with the awesome crazy Canadian chicks:



We harrassed security:

And jumped in fountains:

At the ball, I got a bit dolled up:

So did my fiancee's:

And everyone else:


Huge titties!!!!!



Someone totally wore my dress...twinsies!

He needed love too:


One half of the winner for cutest couple (hot shit!):

The Imperial Palace has a rad car collection:

I want this one so much:






Check the wooden wheels:

I ate at a place called the cockeyed clam because it was funny....the food was horrible:

Here were some random chicks dressed up for the derby wedding:

The crowd was out of control at the bar that night:


But how could they not be, with my two smoking hot wives in their presence?


Then we took a limo to the Renegade girls scrimage and got crunked:









I almost threw up from skating 4 minutes it was so fucking hot:





Kooters out!




Love thy wife:




Tiny is well...tiny:

The driver and myself:

More kooters:

We went swimming a lot because it was fucking hot:



The 99 Cent store had non-alcoholic Pabst (ewwww):


And perfect panties that were slightly imperfect: